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Simple, to the point, easy to remember.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/deseretnews/obituary-print.aspx?n=ruby-marie-zimmerman&pid=141394236

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You Are Apple Pie


You’re the perfect combo of comforting and traditional.
You prefer things the way you’ve always known them.
You’ll admit that you’re old fashioned, and you don’t see anything wrong with that.
Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style.
Those who like you crave security.
People can rely on you to be true to yourself – and true to them.
You’re loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin.
And because of these qualities, you’ve definitely earned a lot of respect.

She was busy playing and “peetending”. I asked her if she was pretending and she said yes.

I explained that “pee-tending” is when parents are trying to potty train their child and remind them to go potty at regular intervals.

Later our two year old was telling me that her “peetending” was in the potty for some reason.

Kids are cute.

Sort of like this one. Don’t talk back to Darth Vader, ’cause he’ll get ya.

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In Florida, supporters of those with hearing loss went to the state capitol to petition the government for extended services for the deaf and hard of hearing.

Advocates are pushing for state licensure of interpreters, improved educational services, better access to emergency preparedness plans, increased use of captioning for films and television broadcasts and increased funding for direct services, according to a written release.

The headline for the article: “Deaf plan silent protest at Capitol”.

Aren’t things always silent for the deaf?

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Apparently both the plaintiff and the defendant submitted briefs with poetry. The judge issued the opinion in rhyme and the notes added after the decision were also completed, in rhyme.

http://www.law.pace.edu/dld/CivPro1_Materials/Mackensworth_Case.pdf

You may get bored with it, but I didn’t make you read it.

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